you've been warned

reminder, its almost march.

and we all know what that means



ucity starts "street cleaning"
so remember to be on the right side of the street next wed morning.

overcompensating?

someone got little too close with the curb,
in fact they got right up on it.


better luck next time.

and to keep you updated:

it is now feb 18 and still no tow trucks are available.


(314) 721.1445 - local tow services for anyone in need.

excuses excuses

so again someone is having trouble parking in the right direction.



and in front of a fire hydrant.

and they haven't moved for days.

luckily they left us a note explaining their dilemma:



"car not drivable due to traffic accident. tow truck coming on feb. 16. please stop giving me tickets."

are we buying this excuse?

i am skeptical. really no tow trucks available for 3 days?

driving in style

just because you drive a luxury s.u.v. doesn't mean you can park in the middle of the street


take a minute to get your car close to the curb

under the cover of darkness

you might think your bad park job goes unnoticed when the sun goes down



think again.

don't get too close

its cool that you're half a car away from the curb


some people just need space, you know that 'personable bubble'
apparently this individual feels their car deserves no less.

face off

i guess facing off via parked car is one way to tempt a fight,

or get a parking ticket.

really you would think with the increased security patrols this fool would already have a yellow envelope waiting.

tip of the day: park on the right side of the street. if you get your left and right mixed up (its okay you're not alone) just follow the leader on this one.

blame it on the snow

it sure doesn't snow a lot in st louis, but it snows even less in florida. or so i hear.

so should we let this southerner's bad park job be blamed on the snow?


common sense tells me they would have connected with the curb and given up snow or no snow.

and the winner is...

i am pretty sure that parallel parking is the most feared aspect of the driving test,
i am also pretty sure that based on the parallel parking skills of wash ave that many of you parking on wash ave either never had to parallel park on your driving test or have completely forgotten how in the last five years.

so as a reminder:


Kid Demonstrates How To Parallel Park - Watch more Funny Videos

and our first winner of parking job of the day:


congratulations, you were unsuccessful at both getting anywhere near the curb AND being parallel to the curb.

so keep up the "parking" so i can keep up the blogging.